So Brayden has dubbed Kathy’s granddaughter, Shelby, his Girlfriend. I can’t believe Shelby is already 9 years old! He likes the older women! Today they are going out to lunch, and he gets all excited when he talks about it. Here is the conversation we had last night…
Me: Who is your girlfriend?
B: Shelby (insert huge smile here)
Me: Where are you going with Shelby tommorrow?
B: On a date
Me: What is she going to eat?
B: She likes Chicken
Me: What else?
B: She loves Ice Cream
Me: How are you going to pay?
B: With money!
Me: Where are you going to get the money?
B: Mamaw’s purse
Me: Then what are you going to do with Shelby?
B: Take her to see the bulldozers
Ok, I was laughing so hard I couldn’t finish the conversation after that! Seriously! He is only 27 months old! Where does he get this stuff?!?